you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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