Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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