Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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