girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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