Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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