She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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