Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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