gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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