just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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