Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
only if we run a train.
done.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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