I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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