i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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