Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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