Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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