Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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