OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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