You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
its liver damage thursday
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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