He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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