Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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