Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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