I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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