Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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