is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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