i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
where does the pee come out of this thing
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think your dad took our porno
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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