we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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