I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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