I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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