I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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