Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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