YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i was born a porn star she said
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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