It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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