he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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