Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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