why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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