i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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