it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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