problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
