he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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