he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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