There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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