Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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