Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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