How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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