We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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