if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
The air taste purple.
The ass gains better be worth it
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