i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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