nut hugger
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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