he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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