making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
