come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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