Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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