It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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