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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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