hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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