She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
operation harelip BJ is a go
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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