She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
