i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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