oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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