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Im on beer infinity
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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