So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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